Preschooler Protest

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In Grown Up: No! Not a stupid lightbulb! I was chasing my sense of humor when, blammo, lightning! And it welded the top on the bottle and that's why stupid grown-ups think it's a bulb! Everyone knows lightning is short lived. She just didn't turn around fast enough. That's all.

No one ever believes me. But it's totally the truth. Just like with the seashells.